Lessons in Logic !!! .... really ?

Hii...
While reading one book, I came across with some interesting versatile quotations. Couldnt resist sharing with you all ...

• If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity !
• I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
• Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?
• Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa too !
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
• Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life !
• The wise never marry.and when they marry they become otherwise !
• Never put off the work till tomorrow, what you can put off today.
• "Your future depends on your dreams" .... So go to sleep !
• "Hard work never killed anybody" ... But why take the risk !
• "Work fascinates me" ... I can look at it for hours !
• God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
• The more you learn, the more you know,The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know. So.. why learn !

NOTE : Just enjoy the above and forget ... becoz they are not worth following ! ! !